Cheng elected Lance Editor, plans reformsThe Spirit Lance was done just a couple short years after the collapse of
communism in The Lance's Editor-in-Chief and Production Manager were elected by The Lance's staff members. The Editor-in-Chief then hired his subeditors (arts editor, news editor, etc). A really bad Editor-in-Chief could actually be impeached by a super majority vote of staffers. This actually happened a few years before Terry's run as editor. It was one of those odd years when The Lance's lost a lot of its skilled staff to the demands of graduation and the lure of a still hot late-'80s economy. The elected editor and remaining staff had little experience with laying out neat little columns, ads, headlines, etc. It's not really as easy as it looks, or it wasn't before Microsoft Wizards did everything. The Legendary Kevin Johnson notes that originally Spirit Lance was going to be called The Slant, in parody of the idea it should have a pro-Windsor slant. However, people felt since Chris Cheng was the general target of parody, readers might assume "slant" was in reference to a racist term for Asians. Subway profits increase GNP, pull
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The Cadillac Galapagos bit came from a long running joke Terry and I had where we would juxtapose the Galapagos islands with the imagery of some wanton, environmentally destructive commercial exploitation of said isles.
The bit about the pub manager getting into the lucrative business of launching payloads into space is a call back to a Pennysaviour novena.
The bit about the manager wanting a shot at managing Parliament's cafeteria was a crack at the media's constant referral to "excessive" government perks in a time of recession. Parliament's highly subsidized cafeteria was frequently cited as an example of government waste. Legend had it that lobster dinners were available for mere pocket change.
I believe the Legendary Kevin Johnson wrote this one. Windsor's disastrous experience with downtown parking garage construction was always ripe for parody. It's a subject we reused the next year in The Border City Lance. Check out my background commentary there. In sum, no parking garage Windsor ever contracted to build was ever, ever built on time or on budget. Ever.
The article's author's name "Hilton (Compri) Brecht" is a rather clever one. Brecht is from playwright Bertolt Brecht who wrote Waiting for Godot. Pretty clever, huh? You know, only now did I catch that joke. The names Hilton and Compri are from two hotels that sit side by side on Windsor's water front. The reason Compri is in brackets is because the hotel's official name is actually in brackets. So "(Compri)" not "Compri". The hotel explains that the brackets are meant to imply a stay at the (Compri) includes everything for one price, like breakfast, parking, a bathrobe, etc. Again another nice little touch by Kevin.
The Odette build was the U of W's new business building. It had a very nice lawn in front. One year the School of Visual Arts (which was housed in the slightly off campus Lebel building) created an outdoor gallery of abstract, mixed-media sculpture on the lawn of the Odette building. Business and art, it would seem, don't mix. Shortly after the art went up, vandals tore into much of it, spray painting slogans on the wrecked sculptures that charged the artists in abstensia with a host of communist and anti-family activities.
The quote from school president Ianni scorning critics and challenging them to come up with a better idea was based on a real, earlier incident. The school president was enacting some grim solution to some equally grim problem that pleased no one. When critics complained, he shouted in a meeting "I'd like to see you come up with a better idea!"
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