I believe The Legendary Kevin Johnson wrote this one, parodying Jim Cornett's corny style of humor. Jim Cornett wrote these sappy, good natured columns. He was one of those old guard Windsor people that remembered some golden age of Windsor's downtown when people went downtown to buy shoes or a suit instead of the mall, when everyone ate at the downtown Woolworth's lunch counter, and when coffee was twenty five cents and they'd refill your cup 'til your eyes bled.

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