Back in 1991, Kyle MacLachlan was bigger than Tom Cruise. Then he made that stripper movie and no one has ever heard from him again.

From the lousy layout of this ad, you know for a fact I did it. The sole joke is the censor warning that this movie has subtitles and therefore might offend.

I think Terry and I were a little put off once when Terry's brother refused to go see a movie because it was subtitled. "Read a movie! Fah!"

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