Your use of
this web site means that you agree to the following terms of use (the
"Terms of Use"). If you do not agree with these terms you should
leave this web site immediately and go back to searching for porn or
whatever it is you do alone in front of your computer. This Site is owned and operated by The
10,000 Screaming Brides of Peter Mansbridge Project LLC, a wholly owned
subsidiary of the Takamaki-Udon Corporation.
GRANT OF LICENSE
ANY SOFTWARE, IMAGES, OR RECIPES DOWNLOADED IS SUBJECT
TO THE TERMS OF USE HEREIN.
Any software,
images, or recipes downloaded by you from this Site is licensed to you for
your NON-COMMERCIAL PERSONAL USE (though not TOO personal use) by The
10,000 Screaming Brides of Peter Mansbridge Project LLC. Loading this
page does not transfer title to you any intellectual property rights (should
you find anything intellectual and worth stealing the rights to). You may not
redistribute, sell, decompile, reverse engineer (yeah as if you had the
skill), disassemble, giggle over, or reduce the text/images into any machine
or human readable format, including but not limited to, mechanical,
magnetic, electrical, chemical, genetic, things they only have in the
Jetsons, or systems where information can be transmitted via soup cans, puffs
of smoke, spirit rapping, or the clearing of one's throat to indicate a lack
of social graces. THAT SHOULD COVER IT.
You may not be
under the influences of cough medicine while using this page. I can't stress
that enough.
This Site
contains copyrighted photographs, videos, mildly titillating videos,
animations, mildly erotic portions of select Disney animations, text, music
(I play bongos), recipes (of course) and sounds (collectively the
"Chrome"). THIS SITE IS 100% PORNOGRAPHY FREE IN ACCORDANCE WITH COMMON
SENSE THAT DICTATES THIS WEB SITE IS MERELY A CLEVER WAY OF ATTRACTING WOMEN
- WELL THE WOMEN I WANT TO DATE ANYWAY (heretofore known as
"hotties")- AND WOMEN ARE NOT IMPRESSED BY GRATUITOUS PICTURES OF
WOMEN SHOWING THEIR CONSIDERABLE ENDOWMENTS, EVEN FOR THE PURPOSES OF
SCIENCE. I
WANT TO ATTRACT A GOOD WOMAN. A GENTLE WOMAN. A SMART WOMAN. A SUPPLE WOMAN. NOT SAYING I'D
KICK A SUNSHINE GIRL
OUT OF BED MIND YOU. BUT THOSE WOMEN AREN'T TYPICALLY ATTRACTED TO MEN LIKE
ME ("ME" MEANING COLLECTIVELY BUILDERS OF WEB SITES AND WRITERS OF
LICENSE AGREEMENTS) SO I FEEL MY POSITION ON MATTERS OF PORNOGRAPHY IS A
REALISTIC ONE. UNFORTUNATELY.
It is illegal
to DUPLICATE, DOWNLOAD or DISTRIBUTE any Chrome from this Site except for
your NON-COMMERCIAL
PERSONAL USE. I may have said that already but its worth repeating. You may
not modify or alter the Chrome in any way, unless you intend to:
a) modify the
pictures in such a way as to make it appear that my head shot is upon (that
is fixed to the shoulders in a realistic fashion) the shirtless or wet bodies of the following celebrities:
Matt Damon, Harrison Ford, or that guy who plays Fox Mulder (in no
circumstance may body shots be substituted for anyone from a Star Trek
series/movie or a Canadian domestic beer commercial)
b) encoded
these pictures in Braille format and give them to your attractive blind
(FEMALE) friends.
The design or
layout of this web site is protected by Canadian and International law, gunboat
diplomacy, icy stares, and other intellectual property rights enacted by foreign
governments
(in so far as rights are respected in these places where they may not speak
English or may not speak it to you but I should point out my Canada includes
Quebec so lets not make this a language issue. It really just goes to show
that the price of freedom is eternal vigilance and parking for $7 an
hour at PearsonAirport which I'm very pissed off
about... free country? Ha!) and and and.... where was I going with this
now... oh yeah the Chrome may not be copied or imitated in whole or in part.
I don't technically have money to sue you, but I may one day date or marry
a lawyer so don't force my hand buddy.