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La petite
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I know what you're saying
to yourself: "Hey, finally a second language I
can speak but, like, so few actually speak it … willingly. What can I do to increase Franglais' public
exposure, drive traffic to Karl Mamer's wonderful
web sites, and abuse my work's laser printer/photocopy machine?" I'm so glad you asked!
I've created several PDFs of select Franglais
lessons. They're in a "z-fold" brochure format.
1. Simply download a PDF. (You'll need Adobe Acrobat but I
mean who doesn't have Acrobat these days? Certainly all the cool kids have
it…) 2. Print the first page. 3. Reinsert the paper into your printer and print the second
page on the back. (This third step is
easier said than done as it's rarely obvious which way you have to put the
paper back into the printer to get it printed on the still blank back side
and not over printed on the front side. You might have to try this 4 or 8
times depending on whether you're using right brain functions I obviously
lack or a brute force trial and error method, which I always resort to when
work resources are up for grabs… But trust me your efforts will be rewarded
in the form of my friendship and offers to come stay at your apartment for
several days and lounge
about in my pjs.) Front:
Back:
4. You're ready for the complicated Z-fold now that it's all
printed out and stuff. (It's preferable
it's on some eye catching color paper but I mean white is fine. It's your call.
Don't let me micromanage. But I do prefer color. I'll just say that.)
Make the Z-fold as pictured below.
5. After you've folded it, distribute it in a fashion you're
most comfortable with. Give a copy to a friend. Leave a copy in a Starbucks.
Slip them into copies of that snooty Petite
Larousse at the bookstore. Leave copies in record stores. 6. When you notice my name in the paper, email
me and tell me I'd be nothing without your evangelizing efforts and
demand I repay you by coming to stay at your apartment for a few days. (An alternative method is printing the front and back pages via your
company's laser printer onto separate sheets of paper, inserting them in the
company photocopy machine, and using its fancy double siding option to
automatically print on the front and back. The inherent advantage here is you
can crank off dozens, if not hundreds, of copies.) Available Lessons:
Other Non Franglais PDFs that
You Should Feel Free to Distribute as They are Probably Crucial to the
Survival of the Human Species:
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La petite
lesson en francais La petite lesson en franglais La petite lesson en francais
La petite lesson en franglais |