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of Use"). If you do not agree with these terms you should leave this web
site immediately and go back to searching for porn or whatever it is you do
alone in front of your computer. This Site is owned and operated by The
10,000 Screaming Brides of Peter Mansbridge Project LLC, a wholly owned
subsidiary of the Takamaki-Udon Corporation.
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HEREIN.
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(though not TOO personal use) by The 10,000 Screaming Brides of Peter
Mansbridge Project LLC. Loading this page does not transfer title to you any
intellectual property rights (should you find anything intellectual and worth
stealing the rights to). You may not redistribute, sell, decompile, reverse
engineer (yeah as if you had the skill), disassemble, giggle over, or reduce
the text/images into any machine or human readable format, including but not
limited to, mechanical, magnetic, electrical, chemical, genetic, things they
only have in the Jetsons, or systems where information can be transmitted via
soup cans, puffs of smoke, spirit rapping, or the clearing of one's throat to
indicate a lack of social graces. That should cover it.
You may not be under the influences of cough
medicine while using this page. We can't stress that enough.
This Site contains copyrighted photographs, videos,
mildly titillating videos, animations, mildly erotic portions of select
Disney animations, text, music (I play bongos), recipes (of course) and
sounds (collectively the "Chrome"). THIS SITE IS 100% PORNOGRAPHY
FREE IN ACCORDANCE WITH COMMON SENSE THAT DICTATES THIS WEB SITE IS MERELY A
CLEVER WAY OF ATTRACTING WOMEN - WELL THE WOMEN I WANT TO DATE ANYWAY
(heretofore known as "hotties")- AND WOMEN ARE NOT IMPRESSED BY
GRATUITOUS PICTURES OF WOMEN SHOWING THEIR CONSIDERABLE ENDOWMENTS, EVEN FOR
THE PURPOSES OF SCIENCE. I WANT TO ATTRACT A GOOD WOMAN. A GENTLE WOMAN. A
SMART WOMAN. A SUPPLE WOMAN. NOT SAYING I'D KICK A SUNSHINE GIRL OUT OF BED
MIND YOU. BUT THOSE WOMEN AREN'T TYPICALLY ATTRACTED TO MEN LIKE ME
("ME" MEANING COLLECTIVELY BUILDERS OF WEB SITES AND WRITERS OF
LICENSE AGREEMENTS) SO I FEEL MY POSITION ON MATTERS OF PORNOGRAPHY IS A
REALISTIC ONE. UNFORTUNATELY.
It is illegal to duplicate, download or
distribute any Chrome from this Site except for your NON-COMMERCIAL PERSONAL
USE. I may have said that already but its worth repeating. You may not modify
or alter the Chrome in any way, unless you intend to:
a) modify the pictures in such a way as to make
it appear that my head shot is upon (that is fixed to the shoulders in a
realistic fashion) the shirtless or wet bodies of the following celebrities:
Matt Damon, John F Kennedy Jr., Harrison Ford, or that guy who plays Fox
Mulder (in no circumstance may body shots be substituted for anyone from a
Star Trek series/movie or a Canadian domestic beer commercial)
b) these pictures are then encoded in Braille
format and given to your attractive blind friends.
The design or layout of this web site is
protected by Canadian and International law, gunboat diplomacy, icy stares,
and other intellectual property rights enacted by foreign governments (in so
far as rights are respected in these places where they may not speak English
or may not speak it to you but I should point out my Canada includes Quebec
so lets not make this a language issue. It really just goes to show that the
price of freedom is eternal vigilance and parking for $7 an hour at Pearson
Airport which I'm very pissed off about... free country? Ha!) and and and....
where was I going with this now... oh yeah the Chrome may not be copied or
imitated in whole or in part. I don't technically have money to sue you, but
I may one day date or marry a lawyer so don't force my hand buddy.
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