Hello my friends (Bonjour
mez amis)! This is a small French lesson (ca c'est une petite lesson
en francais). In this lesson (dans cette lesson) you will learn
conversational French (vous will prendrez la knowledge de sortie a la
bouche la langage francais de quelle volume) you can use if your French
Canadian girlfriend (vos can use si ta francalaphone enchantress exotique)
takes you shopping (draggez vos a la depanneur boutiques chemise designer
et les autres depanneur expensive tip off what she's going to cost you in
married life).
Good, let's begin (Bein,
let's allez).
> Le lesson <
English: No, honey, that dress does not make you look fat.
French: Zut, hijacked toute suite record time avec la question no
win chez l'Anne Taylor! Pied tread carefully mon frère et dit la linge nothing
of substance might je suggestez "Non! Non! C'est un look très fresh,
honey!"
English: Yes I'll hold your packages and wait obediently over in the
corner while you try on shoes for half an hour.
French: Oui, je suis will mule paquet pour toi while vos essayez la
chemise de pieds pour ton clod hoppers et je will do it gladly bench warm
outside si parce que la chemise depanneur next door est, darn the luck, un
Bikini Village easily visible changing rooms bouncy bouncy femmes teenagers
parade about. Take your time, honey.
English: Yes, I have several ideas what to get your mother for her
birthday.
French: Si vos really wanted l'opinion de moi, mais je suis knows tu
est don't, la premier best thing vos can fait pour ta mère throw rug est
pay pour une divorce quickie Vegas from chez père monster savage
controlling alcoolique. Mais since je knows all too well vos est want to
share in elle's one grande happy famille sham enabler, je est suggèrest la
bouquet fleurs du lis ou carte de cadeau certificate William Sonoma. I'm in
for twenty bucks.
English: I'm more than happy to let you spray every part of my
exposed skin with different perfumes so you can find a new scent for your
high school reunion.
French: C'est l'odeur parfum de pew pew n'est pas la possible do
makez moi throbbing d'tête migraine any mauvez worse, n'est pas? Si oui,
c'est une travais petite, what's one more indignity in this relationship,
compared a la duty de aidez vos avec ta sessions weekly home bikini wax.
English: Ha ha thank you for coyly revealing your dress size and
pointing out the Chanel boutique which is behind the Prada section which is
next to the Hermes silk scarf display case, and reminding me your birthday
is in 13 weeks.
French: Ta has n'est pas been une size trios since la jours high
school strumpet days mais je suis will smile grimacerai et nod la nod de la
crazy ignorant fou et jeux along dans la mode de c'est relationship est pas
problem et, so you won't cut me off, buyez toi la Chanel, la Prada, la
Hermes, la Louis Vuitton, la Dolce et Gabana, even la Paul Frank monkey
crap so long as les cadeau tu demandez n'est pas la gross implications
commitment ring d'engagement diamant.
English: Yes, the rings at Tiffany's are certainly lovely,
especially the 2-caret emerald cut diamond in the solitary setting with the
platinum band.
