English: What's your age/sex/location?

French: Par chance, avec c'est AOL nom d'screen chatroom guerre "Sixty69Dude" tu est une belle femme d'missy qui est ready to play?

English: Oh, you're a guy?

French: Tabernak, tu est aussi une hostie gent de chatroom I - was - a - high - school - loser - never - made - it - with - a - lady en sa quest du turnover une roche pour la femmes d'bonne frottage webcam?

English: So, umm, how about them Expos, eh?

French: Je seulement de dit parlez typez hunt 'n' peck avec une homme aussi long enough de maintain la fiction polite je suis in la guerre de chatroom "BondageDoms" pour la belle expérience edification de chattez intellectuelle au sujet lifestyles vie alternative exotique.

English: Okay well have a good night and thanks for the chat.

French: Zut, merci, tu est allez a la futon crusty I - don't - want - to - think - about - your - bedsheets pour la nuit et je can returnez de finding la schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy.

English: Hello, SmoothGirl18, how are you tonight?

French: Bon soir, c'est l'user nom d'screen enticing, little skirt's climbin' way up the knee?

English: Oh, you live in Romania? Sure I go there a couple times a year.

French: Oui. Je suis un homme de married de twenty ans so ill est not incroyable je est willing de voyager a la Estern Europa pour la sex tombez savage extra marital bang bang with avec someone ANYONE escapez ma wife d'hag stretch marks.

English: Do you have a picture?

French: Avez - vous, let me ask you, un poleroid eletronique de visage already - my - mental - image - of - you - is - sure - to - be - disappointed - by - reality ou peut-être un URL featuring ta snaps boudoir de web site maintained de ex-boyfriend disgruntled?

English: Thanks for the picture!

French: *la shudder grande mal*

English: No I've never actually met someone with a partially formed unborn twin growing out of her shoulder. That's an interesting tank top you're wearing, however.

French: So, tu dit c'est poleroid horror show de malformation even - a - man - married - as - long - as - me - can - find - nothing - sexy - about - hair - and - teeth - growing - out - of - a - shoulder est n'est pas totally d'uncommon dans la Romania denizens majority interred a la Communist-era public masion habitant buildez over la dumps chez toxic waste? Hein? Darwin in action?

English: Gosh, look at the time! Well, I should go to bed. If you give me your email, I'll mail you some time. I really will.

French: La seulement d'avantage a la chat d'internet racey est la femmes n'est pas can belle voir mon visage guilty qui always gives me away dans la life vie real de lying outre mon ass fat.