Hello my
friends (Bonjour mez amis)! This is a small French lesson (ca c'est
une petite lesson en francais). In this lesson (dans cette lesson)
you will learn conversational French (vous will prendrez la knowledge de
sortie a la bouche la langage francais de quelle volume) you can use to
enjoy the Olympics in both official languages (vos can use si votre
desirez d'enjoyez la Olymptrix en la language Anglophone et c'est autre
language la Franclaphone afterthought).
Good, let's
begin (Bein, let's allez).
> Le lesson <
English: Did you know French is the official language of the
Olympics?
French: La franclaphone est la language official d'Olymprix mais,
"official" est un nomenclature operative. Hein la suelement
language qui swings big dick ici avec la officials est la vertebacks
Kuggerands d'USA dollar et la hush hush de bribes callgirls.
English: What chances are you giving the Jamaican bobsledders?
French: Bon chance tes J'aimaiscan avec la plan d'option Hollywood d'story rights pour la comede hilarious Cool
Runnings Parte Deux direct-to-video.
English: Wow, Mario Lemieux, Eric Lindros, and Steve Yzerman are a
real tributes to the spirit of amateur Canadian athletics!
French: Je prayez la l'hoggy d'NHL cha'ching professional n'est pas
jeuxez commence ca va no better en la mode d'amateur Pee Wees et tout again
demonstrate Canadian hockey chokes sur la monde stage spotlight
embarrassment.
English: My favorite sports to watch are the ones where you slide
down the side of a mountain of ice and not die.
French: Ma sports priemere favorite de peekaboo qui l'acitivies de
tomba down sure la mont d'glass neige maudite Jim McCay l'agony d'feet what
does it feel like quand ma tete allez en la mogul snow densepack en la 90
kilometer per l'huerre?
English: Bob Costas brings such humanity to these games!
French: La Bob-Pierre est un fuck wit d'clueless droning stooge
zombie lost sans la prompteur tele video.
English: I'm rooting for Team Malta! I know all the athletes by name!
English: It's wonderful McDonald's, Coke, Doritoes, Budweizer,
Krispie Kreme, and R.J. Reynolds sponsor our athletes and help them set a
fantastic example for a nation striving to get fit.
French: Tabarnak! Quand L'Oprah est yet again preempted pour la
coverage d'Olymprix curling snoresville?
English: Wow bridge is one step closer to being an official Winter
Olympic sport. For too long the Olympics has been the playground of the
physically fit. Finally, people who smoke, drink, eat fried foods, wear
stretch pants, and wife swap have a shot at Olympic gold!