Hello my
friends (Bonjour mez amis)! This is a small French lesson (ca c'est
une petite lesson en francais). In this lesson (dans cette lesson)
you will learn conversational French (vous will prendrez la knowledge de
sortie a la bouche la langage francais de quelle volume) you can use if you
want to buy a book in a Montreal bookstore (vos can use si votre désire d'achetez un
livre a la depanneur biblio).
Good, let's
begin (Bein, let's allez).
> Le lesson <
English: Could you recommend some good contemporary fiction?
French: Hein l'mini Oprah, je besoin de posez dans la subway car
metro avec un livre populaire mindless Cosby. Il est un biblio avec la
words minimum, la margins gross white space, et la font plus gigantic? I
wish Jerry Seinfeld wrote another book.
English: Actually, I've already read Who Moved My Cheese.
Wonderful, insightful book. It changed my life.
French: Dans les temp numerous je l'attemptez de read la volume
hardbound pamphlet slim Qui De Reallocated Ma Fromage, Hostie! Mais
je l'eventually purchased la version audio livre talking et écoutezed it
dans la aeroplane-flap flap only a person oxygen deprived would consider
this literature.
English: Do you have the new Stephen King book in stock?
French: Est ce que vous un story original quand la happenings creepy
dans un famille white tight assed en New England noveau? Si non, je suis will reread L'It, L'Tommy
Knockers, L'Salems Lot, L'Pet Sematary,et L'Stand
while je suis waits yawn pour un story original de same basic ligne d'plot
a la Stephen-Pierre Roi-Bachman.
English: Which way is the science fiction, horror, and fantasy
section?
French: Allons ou est la section no-one-will-lay-me merde fiction de
juvenile serial novels Star Wars, Star Wars: Jedi Kids, Star
Trek: The Old Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star
Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager, Babylon 5, Aliens,
Predator, Alien Versus Predator, Alien Queen Versus Master
Predator, Alien Hive Versus Predator Legion, Terminator, Doom,
Quake, Wing Commander, Independence Day, Space 1999,
Robotech, Battletech, Battlestar Galactica, X-Files,
The Outer Limits, X-Files versus The Outer Limits this stuff
killed sci fi. Kevin-Pierre J'Anderson hostie!
English: Oh look the Dune books have new covers. I better buy the
entire set again.
French: Tabarnak!
English: Wow yet another insight unearthed by James Redfield. What's
this make it now? Twenty?
French: La seer James-Pierre Rougefeld-Castenada est, no surprises
here, dashed off écritez un autre livre de wisdoms cha ching au l'ancient
et justified dix-deux step
I-could-get-it-together-if-I-got-my-head-out-of-my-ass. Hein,
Rougefeld-Castenada, ca c'est une insight gratis pour toi: arrête d'écritez
c'est crock o' merde.
English: Ha Ha. A new "For Dummies" book. I never get
tired of that joke.
French: L'ha l'ha! La step première d'acquisition de knowledge est
dropping la pretense know-it-all et l'admitting vous est un fuckwit pas
d'clue.
English: My son has read all the Harry Potter books and it really
turned him on to reading. Can you recommend some more quality children's
literature?
French: Mon l'enfant terrible bambino est consumez la Harry-Pierre
de Potter est maintenant demandez tout la spin off merchanize over prix de
la petite wizard effeminate. Est ce que at all, la livre bambinos pas de
tie-ins produit pas de ligne clothing chemise, pas de carte video jeux
blaster Sony Playstation, pas de sets Lego? Zut. Scratch la ursa Winnie dis
la ney Pooh, la Cat Seuss in la Chapeau Candy Raver, la monkey et la homme
dans la tete chemise jaundice, la oh screw it!
